What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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