Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
