Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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