whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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