Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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