You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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