we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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