i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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