I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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