Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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