I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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