let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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