i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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