Sponge bath it is.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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