There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Let's get the cat blown out
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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