No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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