Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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