I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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