The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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