You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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