My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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