ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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