My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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