I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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