Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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