Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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