Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
try to milk me bitch
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