i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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