TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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