I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Randomize
