There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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