I could have mohawked her pubes.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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