no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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