We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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