Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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