Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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