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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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