The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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