UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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