I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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