I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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