He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
did i walk over a car last night?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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