she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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