I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
True college students do jello shots in the library
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