just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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