One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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