I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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