he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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