no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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