This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
The Olympian is in my bed
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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