id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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