So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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