I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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